October 14, 2007: Night of the Emodave (hilarity enclosed) you know? i think a chick likes me which is the coolest thing ever. It's bound to happen.... i know! :highfive: rockintom99 she is offically my sister's friend but she got me the 1.5 liter bottle of jager for my birthday and she got crap for my sister nice, easy access ;) (my sister's and my birthday are a day apart) and i think she likes me which is cool, because she is awesome i should totally get drunk with her because then it would be easier for something to happen :D You rapist! rapist? D: she is the one getting me drunk ;) do you know how *expensive* jager is? i mean most bottles of it come in like, a pint 1.5 liter is over $60 go tom, go tom, it's your birthday 2 days ago ;) I wish my sister was older and thus would have older friends :( heh mine is 2 years younger than me :shrug: :shrug: the weird thing is so is mine... she is dating *my* friend so if i dated her friend mine is 10 years younger weirdness oh right because my friend's sister is the one who gave me the jager, and is her friend IT IS KINDOF WEIRD oh right hey guys, you read for gunbound sometime? almost, I'm giving my friend some SNES games for his emulator well, hurry the shit up sheesh ** ~Lil-Kris06 (I'm a girl damnit!, Emotional Poet) has joined chat:caffeinelounge hihi people hiya kris-person! shadow321337: good, j2 says 10 minutes anyway ok Lil-Kris06: how are yous? :) rockintom99: good, you? i havent felt this good in ages :D yay for feeling good well some jager has helped me to feel this good ;) hehe but, i am also feeling good because i think a girl likes me which is pretty awesome :giggle: good for you and i hope its true. but i am pretty sure it is :D she is the one who gave me the jagermeister for my birthday while giving my sister basically crap ;) lol (she is origionally my sister's friend, who is my friends sister. strange, no?) (and my sister is dating said friend) COMPLICATED! at least, to a mind soaked in red bull and jagermeister. ahh, i feel good :D i have got to remember to drink a lot of water before i sleep :| lol :o i understood...i think it is simple, really! me, sister, friend, and friend's sister! my sister dates friend okie dokie and i (really want to and might have a chance at) dating friends sister :D gotcha ja. simple :D well. at least, with alcohol it is but i feel stupid now last night, my sister's friends all got me to smoke weed :( which is dumb because i really want to get a job and, i stopped doing that a long time ago actually, i think i much prefer alcohol to it... o.o beat them over the head with a dead fish next time? nah it was fun and all the winamp visualizer is amazing with it but, i really shouldnt be doing it :shrug: then dont? ah, but it's hard not to when i havent done it for a year, and they are all doing it ;) sure it is, just say no o.o :p i guess i could have just gotten drunk instead... It's funny, there was a study that said the goverment anti-drug campain actually saw drug use increase but then i wouldnt be seeing the same stuff they were plus, i really wanted to do it again just for a last-time kind of thing i havent done it in a long time. i had forgotten what it was like rockintom99: grunt jobd don't care if you smoke it *is* kindof fun, but annoying because every minute, you will revert to reality for a second, and realize how stupid you are, but then 5 seconds later, you will drift off to wtf-land, and forget i smoked weed once... iiiiiiiii never saw a point of doing it ever again its a strange cycle i like alcohol better no, its like being a complete moron it is more of a permanent-happyland well constant-happyland untill it stops, and you are fucking thirsty Never smoked weed and yes youare a fucking moron on weed rockintom99: just take that drugs that heals the liver, and you can drink as much as you want you laugh about the stupidest shit ok, I won't so weed *do no you have to try it do it 3 times and then you are done.. . that's 2 2many times no you dont feel it the first time the first time, you just sleep the second time, you *kindof* feel it and the third, it hits you *hard*. *fast* What if I smoke the stuff Dr. Dre smokes? doesnt matter takes 3 times. though ok Dr. Weed the first time you do it, you get tired as hell hey, i've done it a number of times. i know how it works ;) o.o i wasnt tired @.@ i was wired like you wouldnt believe its fun, but you get tired of it :shrug: really? yea i get wired now, but the first time, i was tired as hell i fell asleep half an hour after i smoked it maybe thats just you then? i did laugh a lot though but i didnt really feel anything, other than that i was also pretty drunk.... after the 3rd time, i would get visual distortions *will? i get them. they are pretty cool though... everything gets further away. it seems like another dimension is added. kindof fun, but i feel really stupid, so i dont really like it. :D okie dokie, new subject! how is everybody tonight? drunk~! Grood! :) grood? you're always drunk I am ready for GB any time. sounds like something i would say :P yes Great and Good all together ok, as soon as j2 is ready Hab=vent you seen teen girl squad? havent* (man, if only you guys knew how *many* times i am hitting backspace, lmao() *lmao) um :laugh: oh mlan you is drunk i saw like, the first 2 teen girl squads. we sheould skype and GB :o hahaha should* no skype :P awww i dont feel like finding my stupid mic XD and, my favorite song came on [...] ok, brb in 6 minutes (He's getting weed) hehehe :weed: ! yeh, I was going to say, so that's how long it takes to roll a joint XD no i am not you fucker :P a: i would smoke it out of a pipe *fuckers :giggle: b: i am watching ochre - little boy (ochre remix) on winamp AVS :P b:? er b:? you mean :bucktooth: ? ?: ... comes after "a"? :| :? ** ~movingjpegs (Pinnacle of drunken sobriety, Procrastinator) has joined chat:caffeinelounge hi hi rockintom99 is drunk I just made like 50 pounds of cole slaw oh dear HIDE IT FROM DAVE! [...] * rockintom99 are backs ** Petsuchos-Isis was kicked from chat:caffeinelounge by Petsuchos-Isis btw, i am drunks! i just had (possibly) a lot more jager passed out? i am not sure i kindof poured it and i am not sure how much i poreed *pored lmao, poreeed poured. 2e's not 3 :( poreeeeeeeeeeeeeed DAVID MANS I CANNOT LET YOU DRIVE GIVE ME THE KEYS TO thats more fun _poreeeeed YOUR MOPED. (lmao) i dont have keys to my moped :( STOP LYING WE ARE DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT i just flip a switch and pedal (lmaolmaolmao) there is no key to it just ask for his pants my pants? D: what no you ask for his pants. i am not going to take off my pants. asses then movingjpegs will eat them and swallow the key D: rockintom99: can i have your pants please not my pants! :( no and you will have to use her to open your moped. screw you i am keeping pants maybe if i have 6 more shots i will take off my pants but right now um. not. rockintom99: okay so screw you. rockintom99: you've had enough i am not having 6 more shots. damn straight Its actually from a beer commercial maybe one or two or five but not six. but not six. [...] i am on the verge of eve-more0drunkening ** rockintom99 was kicked from chat:caffeinelounge by j2n4me ** =rockintom99 (David, 3D Modeler) has joined chat:caffeinelounge do you know how hard it was to type "/join caffeinelounge"? it was fucking hard so screw you jerkman s [...] dave buy me some pants that do not suck NO I NEED PANTS TOO :( so sell your house it is rolling it will be easier go thrifting for pants lmao it doesnt rooll roll yes it does :( you said it does. it costs a lot of money to make my house roll they put four axels on it alxepse axles i dont have a lot of money and it rolls. oh. so sell your body. therefore to movingjpegs. it wont roll anytime soon she will make you into stew serve you to poor people and then the poor people will say 'YOU GOT SERVED' lmao and you will say ':(' asshole lmao WAIT! I am poor people! "you go server?" man, i am fucking drunk LIES I don't want Dave stew Poor people do. * j2n4me gives movingjpegs a dollar okay riiiiight rockintom99: no dollar for you. you're served. :( and I AM GOING TO GET SOME FOOD ** rockintom99 was kicked from chat:caffeinelounge by j2n4me ** =rockintom99 (David, 3D Modeler) has joined chat:caffeinelounge dude that was hard but i got it. finally [...] hey, where'd dave go? he probably passed out god damn it where's kevin, then crap, kevin's gone /try to remember email address of his other friend probably paSSED OUT damn cap lock [12:22:25 AM] j2 says: ALEX [12:22:30 AM] j2 says: Dave's probably passed out. [12:22:33 AM] j2 says: And he was being funny. [12:22:38 AM] j2 says: So go to his house and like, kick him [12:22:40 AM] j2 says: until he gets up. [12:22:43 AM] j2 says: Maybe dump a bucket of ice water on him. movingjpegs: your not cathloicc are you? oh: [12:21:38] j2 - play it again sam: dave [12:21:39] j2 - play it again sam: are you alive [12:22:26] daaaaavid: um [12:22:28] daaaaavid: kindof [12:22:30] daaaaavid: i guess [12:22:45] daaaaavid: i am able to stand up, so i should probably get more drinkages [...] i cant wait till next week that will be the best/and or/ worst day ever rockintom99: How so? my parents will invite my sister and friend over and my friend is dating my sister and my friends sister i want to date so how will that pwn or suck? so i think that might happen next week when they come over. dave, why will that be the bes tor worst day and i *think* she likes me well oh your friend's sister. wait. it will be the best day ever if she likes me so that'd be strange so you'd be dating your riend's sister but, it will be worst ever if she doesnt and he'd be dating your sister? and yes, its weird either way so you're like, brothers or something yeah, its weird gdflgum: perhaps my sister is dating my friend so technically you'd be dating your cousin. and i will (hopefully) date my friends sister and no but yes. no cosins involved you crazyface not by genetics by marriage. because your ninja cat wants to marry their sofa. gotta keep those family bonds tight, right rockintom99 just related by weirdness which makes you her cousin. marriage doesn't extent that far does it? fuck you, gdflgum i second this your jokes are kind of often sucky and tab and i cried when you were trying to talk up that strange foreign person "oh hey ladystyles, i've got an 800 number' 'oh tek jansen, you have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends" i dont plan on getting married ever. ever. i am having trouble trying to find a cd :() this is because i took it and i will sell it back to you AT DOUBLE RETAIL PRICE. dun dun dun retail? D: there is no retail on it shut UP, dave you have no jbo. and job. and Job. i got high off my ass yesterday, so i am not going to try to get a job for a month. something your sister woul- :( i know i didnt really want to it was peer pressure ;) lmao sure DAVE lame excuse